

I listened to my fans I hear all you people out there. Vanilla Ice has now announced that he is officially postponing his Austin Fourth of July concert to a later date, one where there is hopefully less of a fatal respiratory pandemic spiking in Texas. Update, July 2: More like Ice Ice Maybe This Isn’t Such a Good Idea After All. hahha #GetInWhereYouFitIn #AustinTexas post shared by Vanilla Ice on at 1:20pm PDT Bring your dancin shoes, Speedo’s, bikinis, neon colors and ninja turtle gear.

Get ready to go back to The 90s, the greatest decade ever.

There are so, so many ways to contract the coronavirus, but I will go on record and say the worst possible way to contract the coronavirus would be at Vanilla Ice’s “Independence Day Throwback Beach Party.” I know we all love the ’90s, but we have to draw the line somewhere. Despite being technically a restaurant, the Emerald Point Bar & Grill has a large outdoor, general-admission concert space, and Vanilla Ice is taking advantage of this by selling 2,500 tickets, which is somehow only half of the venue’s potential capacity. Per the Austin Chronicle, Vanilla Ice is hosting the concert at a restaurant - specifically Emerald Point Bar & Grill, located on the shores of Lake Travis in Austin, Texas - and not a bar or concert venue, and therefore is not subject to the same laws. If you’re wondering how this rapper that you have literally not thought about in 25 years is managing to throw a concert when the governor of Texas reclosed all bars on Friday due to the recent surge of COVID-19 cases and hospitalizations in the state, make no mistake that he found a small loophole in the law in order to make this happen. We had 5.0’s, blockbuster, Beavis and Butthead, Wayne’s World, Chris Tucker and Jackie Chan … Mortal Kombat is still better than Fortnight … the last of the great decades.” Actually, 2020 has Beavis and Butthead as well as coronavirus, and I’m also pretty sure the ’90s had computers, but I digress. “We didn’t have coronavirus, or cell phones, or computers. The ’90s were the best,” posted the “Ice Ice Baby” singer on Instagram, who clearly insists on living in the past. Vanilla Ice’s “Independence Day Throwback Beach Party” is, shockingly, inspired by days of yore that actually no longer exist. Yes, your 12th-favorite one-hit-wonder rapper and onetime HGTV house-flipper Vanilla Ice is hosting a Fourth of July concert deep in the heart of Texas, which recently hit 8,076 new coronavirus cases, a record daily high. Ice is back … and throwing a concert in a coronavirus hot spot amid a global pandemic. " Vanilla Ice has accepted a plea deal after being arrested for a break-in and theft in Florida: ".If I were Vanilla Ice, I’m sure I would also miss the ’90s.Īll right stop, collaborate, and listen. RT Vanilla Ice accepts plea deal in Florida burglary ice why are you in the neighbor's kitchen. he's meant to be at Bognor in a few weeks!! /zcfqdoFXLI Van Winkle went in to speak with detectives, and after he gave statements, he was charged and taken into does he not know about the #leadersdebate. He was accused of stealing furniture, bicycles, and a pool heater. Vanilla Ice was accused of stealing from a home on the same block that he lived on. I wish everybody all the best, and maybe some of the good news will travel this fast in the future." You'll see."Īs for whether this was a part of his DIY show, Ice told reporters back in February, "I wish it was. It's just out of proportion and I wish you guys would focus on all the good things I've done. It's sad that good news doesn't travel this fast. "It's a misunderstanding, it was blown out of proportion. When he was released, Vanilla Ice openly spoke with reporters about being charged and said the whole thing was just a big mix up. A search warrant was obtained and executed in unincorporated Palm Beach County in which several of the stolen items were recovered at a residence under the care and control of Robert Van Winkle." The amount he owes is $1,333, and he will have to complete 100 hours of community service for Habitat for Humanity.Īt the time of his arrest, police said, "During the investigation, it was determined Robert Matthew Van Winkle played a role in the burglary and theft. According to E! Online, Vanilla Ice (aka Robert Van Winkle) will not face any burglary charges, as they've been dropped.Īccording to his lawyer, Bradford Cohen, Vanilla Ice of The Vanilla Ice Project will instead participate in community service and will owe restitution. That said, it looks like things have cooled down for the rapper-turned-house flipper. Vanilla Ice was in hot water following his arrest for grand theft.
